A Science of Deduction

So my teacher was late to class so this one kid started reciting the Declaration of Independence and this girl put a bag on her head and my teacher walked in halfway through the Declaration and flips out because a girl has a bag on her head and this guy is standing up there teaching us about human rights

Dear followers, I know I seem like a horrible jerk to my anons, but I swear I’m not xD I’m a jerk to one anon because I know who she is. And she knows I’m not really serious. So it’s okay xD